I just got a bulletin on myspace about the truths of myspace and ... yada yada yada.... So I posted my own version of the truths of myspace and thought I would post them here too.
#1 - There is no such thing as a myspace tracker. Quit posting to all of your friends hoping that it will magically appear - It wont!
#2 - 25,000 Friends? I'm calling bull. People on your friends list may not all be people you know. Sometimes you add them to read their bulletins and get to know them but there comes a point when you have too many "friends" to read their bulletins. If you want to look more popular, adding random people that you arent even interested in is not the way. All it is a sign to say "move along, nothing to see here"
#3 - Posting a picture that says OMG Im so ugly is kind of pointless. If you believe your ugly, why post it? If you're looking for someone to make you feel better, then how about TALKING to them rather than hoping they just randomly disagree with you.
#4 - Threatening people on the internet is pointless. You shouldnt have enough information on your profile to find you physically and if you do, you deserve whats coming to you. Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics -- even if you win, you're still retarded.
#5 - Myspace is no longer ran by Tom. Myspace is now a corporation and no longer has the interest in what is fun and such - they want money. Crying in your bulletins about how Tom should add this or that is pointless. Tom is a great guy but he's not in control. You're getting nowhere.
#6 - Sixth graders dressing like sluts are not making themselves any cooler. What is the point of pretending you are 18 if you really arent? You want sex? Hate to break it to you, but myspace isnt going to get it for you. Put on some clothes and grow up like everyone has to do. Myspace is a place to communicate with people and to make friends and to find old friends -- not a place to get laid and tempt old guys into breaking the law.
#7 - Me not adding you as a friend isnt cause to kill yourself. Move on with your life and find another friend to add as a popularity booster (see #2 above).
#8 - Read and respond to your friend's bulletins. Maybe not every single one but if you have too many bulletins to read and care about, maybe you should re-read #2 above (again).
#9 - If you dont repost a bulletin in 10 mins some strange ghost is not going to come and kill all of your family. Pass on bulletins that you agree with. Fill out surveys that are fun. If you dont agree with something, dont pass it on. If the survey isnt fun, dont repost it. Again, myspace is a place to keep in touch and meet new peope and learn about those people. The more stupid stuff you post makes it harder to do that and when you say that someone needs to repost it in 43 seconds or less, you arent making anything happen except being annoying. If someone had to post something in 43 seconds or less, then they apparently didnt read it and didnt think about it -- you've accomplished nothing.
#10 - Lying about your age doesnt change the fact of how old you are. Saying you're 18 does not make you 18. If you are 16, say you are 16 and make friends that like you for who you. If someone is looking for people that are over the age of 18, then you probably dont want to talk to those people if your not 18.